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  1. In addition to the Spring Festival Gala in the past six consecutive years, the happy comedians have his 12 sketches. The most famous sketch is "Support", "Supporting" is a sketch show of the 2014 CCTV Spring Festival Gala. The performers are Shen Teng, Ma Li, and Du Xiaoyu, and Shen Teng plays the role of "Hao Jian" in the sketch.
    The full version of the line of "Not helping"
    Shen Teng: (playing) Oh ... oh ... oh ... (pain) You say that I am the biggest disadvantage, that is, too many gossip. No, I saw a car trunk on the road just now. I was chasing after the riding. As a result, people braked a rush, and I went to the trunk of others. As soon as this climbed out, a kind policeman came over and patted my shoulder and said, you are responsible. I lost two hundred dollars. Do you say that I am nosy? I swear, if I want to go idle in the future, I will not call Hao Jian, I will call it very cheap!

    Mali: (playing) uh ... ah ... ah (shaking) ... Hey ... oh (fall)
    Look.
    Ma Li: Oh ...
    Shen Teng: Oh ...
    Ma Li: Oh ...
    Shen Teng: Oh ...
    Ma Li: Oh ...
    Shen Teng: (Turn around) You won! Aunt, are you okay?
    Mali: Seventy -nine, I just shot on the ground, what do you say?
    Shen Teng: Oh, is it a good look at it? Does it hurt?
    Mali: Oh, my elbow! Oh, my waves cover! Oh, my waist plate! Oops, it doesn't hurt!
    Shen Teng: (Speechless) Aunt, so, don't use the exclusion method. Since it doesn't hurt, let's try it.
    Mali: I try it.
    Shen Teng: Hey, slower! (Mali 360 -degree rotation) Oh! You can go here, but you follow the table!
    Mali: Oh, why did my cheek suddenly hurt?
    Shen Teng: That's certain, the grinding when I turned it just now, this is not bad. Come, Aunt, I will help you!

    Mali: Oh, guy, you are green on your face, a piece of purple, and you fell enough.
    Shen Teng: I'm fine.
    Mali: You are a good boy, and you know how to support your aunt.
    Shen Teng: I am addicted to doing good things.
    Mali: This is going to change others, after hitting me early! (Shen Teng is speechless, put Ma Li back to the ground)
    Shen Teng: Aunt, you are a slam, (ah?) And the stunning suddenly, you fell yourself, you you, you, you When I fell, I was 10 meters away from you. You see, that's my bicycle, iron syndrome is like a mountain.
    Mali: Oh, the circles are like that, for a long time, I flew from there, can I still rescue it? Oh ...
    Shen Teng: Oh, mother, this is really too much like the scene of the accident, but the aunt is not what you think, my car is chasing.
    Mali: Oh, my tail vertebra!
    Shen Teng: I am talking about rear -end, not to say that the rear -tailed vertebrae, I am talking about the bumper, you are talking about the tail root.
    Mali: After finishing the New Year, the tail is still crushed.
    Shen Teng: I said aunt, you remember, no one really hit you.
    Mali: No one hit me for more than 10 meters, then you are going to hit me, I am going abroad now.
    Shen Teng: No, what are you identity, you can still visa abroad, can you go abroad? Besides, you didn't fly out of 10 meters.
    Mali: How many meters to fly? It's all at this time. Is it meaningful than the real three meters or two meters?
    It Shen Teng: Okay, aunt, let's not talk about it, let's look at the picture, fortunately, the camera is installed in the streets and alleys ... (see the camera's lens is gone)? After that, my head was gone, and my head was tangled again. I couldn't wash me when I jumped into the Yellow River.
    Mali: What, do you want to go?
    Shen Teng: I must not rush, I have to run away.
    Mali: Hey, you ... (Shen Teng hurriedly traveled to avoid, Du Xiaoyu appeared)
    Du Xiaoyu (passersby A): Daughter -in -law, I am home, don't worry ... wait, I see An old lady fell on the road without personal help. You said why the current social atmosphere is like this. Others don't care, I control it! Aunt, don't move. (Photo) I immediately post Weibo to condemn this behavior, let my parents come to comment, my daughter -in -law, remember to give me a praise. Oops, the old lady fell, the old man ... (passersby drifted in, Shen Teng opened his teeth and dance claws)
    Shen Teng: Miserable, you don't help! (Shen Teng ran back, lifted Ma Li), aunt, let's sit up first. Aunt, me, I will send you to the hospital right away, but I beg you, you can help me prove it, you say that I am an innocent passersby, okay?
    Mali: Okay.
    Shen Teng: That's right. (Pick up the mobile phone to take a selfie) Keke ... I am a good person Hao Jian. Just now, I walked with my bicycle and walked in front of it. , Without hesitation to help her. It's time to get a chin, it's thin.
    Ma Li: I am an innocent passerby. You are hit by you innocently. After that, you have to run, (proud) haha ​​... oh ...
    Shen Teng: Aunt, you are so naughty, do you know?
    Mali: Hehehe, come to this set with me, haha ​​ha ha ha ha.
    Shen Teng: Okay, don't hehe, you won. What about you, now the authorities are confused. I will accompany you to wait for a person who understands the reason to comment on us. (Take off the coat) Come on, aunt, don't freeze it, put the coat to you, warm and not, Andy Lau can feel the cold ice rain in the same model.
    Mali: Conscience found it. (Du Xiaoyu (passers -by B) riding a bicycle)
    Shen Teng: Hey, big brother.
    Du Xiaoyu (Passerby B): What happened to the guy?
    Shen Teng: There is an old lady here. (Du Xiaoyu rode the car aside and called Shen Teng)
    Du Xiaoyu: (whisper) Hey! Are you hitting it?
    Shen Teng: Really not.
    Du Xiaoyu: Run! I helped me.
    Shen Teng: What about the result?
    Du Xiaoyu: Tell you like this. Before my brother, (sobbing) opened Da Ben! (Passerby B sprinkled with tears, Shen Teng bowed his eyes)
    Shen Teng: Ma Li, I briefly introduce the situation in my family. Well, let's say that, the thief came to my house with tears. I have to throw me two bags of rice for me during the New Year. Do you understand that I mean? Let's do this, let's share a few fable stories together (transferred from the fat egg sketch Shen Teng/shengng/she). Hao Jian and the old lady. What are these stories about what? I will tell you from beginning to end, saying that in the past, there was a gentleman named Dong Guo. One day, he rode his own donkey, in Na Gadagaga Dagagasagada rode his face. After that, he encountered a wolf that was about to die. This wolf ...
    Ma Li: (anxious) Too much! If you want to help you, let it go if you do n’t help you. You can make a good place! I just didn't hit me, okay, go, go, go, go, escape!
    Is Shen Teng: Why did I still escape? Speaking like this, can we play together in the future?
    Mali: Can you leave?
    Shen Teng: I don't go!
    Mali: Can you leave?
    Shen Teng: I will escape when I leave
    Mali: Are you not going, right? Okay, I'll go! (Ma Li 匐 forward)
    Shen Teng: I said aunt, you are going to explode the bunker there, how can you say you can't understand? I am like Mr. Dong Guo now. After that, I saved the wolf, and the wolf was going to eat me. Then do you say that wolf ... is it very rude?
    Mali: I only listen to it. You set the finger Sang Huai. My old lady has been working on this for a long time. Do you think I am living? Who is a snake, who is a dog, who is a wolf? Who is so cheap (Hao Jian), then you are so cheap (Hao Jian)!
    Shen Teng: Hao Jian's name was greeted by my mother and greeted me early. How can you get swear words here?
    Mali: You hit me, even if you are sorry, not only do n’t apologize, but also bite me, I tell you, oops, do n’t want to leave today. (Ma Liqiang supports it, Duck Bu walks towards a bicycle.) This is evidence. I am a life of my life today, and I have to fight this kind of bad social phenomenon to the end! (While talking about Shen Teng's bicycle)
    Shen Teng: No, how did you move over?
    Mali: Huh?
    Shen Teng: No, your aunt, you're okay!
    Mali: I? I am angry with you.
    Shen Teng: Yeah! This anger can cure the disease, then I am qigong!
    Mali: I have to find a person today to evaluate me. (Shen Teng fell to the ground)
    Mali: (throw away the car, hold the police officer's hands) Savior! Just now, he ... (Shen Teng twitched on the ground) Why did you fall? He ...
    Du Xiaoyu: (Observation) Aunt, you ride too fast! (Ah?) This circle is like this. Are you racing?
    Mali: I ... I ... (incoherent)
    Du Xiaoyu: You see you hit someone ...
    Mali: He was not I hit.
    Du Xiaoyu: Aunt, this car is here, people lie down, the accident scene is too clear.
    Mali: That's not my bicycle.
    Shen Teng: Your bike of your wife, you haven't kicked so fast, I am delaying your take -off!
    Mali: He, I, I just ... what kind of thing ...
    Du Xiaoyu: Don't be excited, I come to deal with, come here. Oh, comrade, this is not broken, does it hurt?
    Shen Teng: I am my elbow, oops my waves cover, oops my waist turning.
    Du Xiaoyu: Are they all broken?
    Shen Teng: It doesn't hurt.
    Du Xiaoyu: At this moment, don't use the exclusion method. It's okay, see if you can walk around?
    Shen Teng: You should be able to go, but you must also follow the table.
    Mali: Why do you still follow the table?
    Shen Teng: Yeah, the car circle is like that, for a long time, I flew from there, can I rescue it? (Mali is not arguing) Look at this, I can fly out of 10 meters!
    Mali: (urgent) How can you fly 10 meters?
    The Shen Teng: Then I have flying a few meters, is it meaningful to me than that three meters or two meters?
    Mali: What he said is my word! Intersection
    Shen Teng: Who said who is?
    Du Xiaoyu: Hey, comrade, I'll help you get up first, come on ... Hey, this ... are you not rear -ended the boy? (Shen Teng turns over)
    Shen Teng: The traffic police in handling the accident! (Hug)
    Mali: After finishing, they still know!
    Du Xiaoyu: Come here, put it down. No, what happened to you?
    Is Shen Teng: Uncle Police, let me explain it, I took my car out of you, walking in front, my aunt suddenly fell to the ground. When I was stunned, I couldn't think that I hit it, so you explain to my aunt that my bicycle circle is just a scoop.
    Du Xiaoyu: Oh, understand. Aunt, his bicycle circle was hit like this just now, and the accident was dealt with.
    Mali: Didn't I hit me?
    Du Xiaoyu: Aunt, do you still believe in the police? Besides, you are so old, he is going to hit you like that, can you still stand here?
    Mali: too? So I poured?
    Du Xiaoyu: Aunt, you see, the driver just now came back to apologize, saying that the brain did not turn this bend at that time, let me pay me back to this guy, saying that I can’t let it be done. Good things are cold and come to hold.
    Shen Teng: Oh, it's not cold, it's not cold, not cold.
    Du Xiaoyu: He will give you a hundred more, let you take the car.
    Shen Teng: Oh, not only is this not cold, but suddenly a little heartbroken?
    Mali: I remembered it. Just now, I twisted that, and a step was empty, and I fell down.
    Shen Teng: Finally, the truth is white, aunt, sorry, you do n’t feel angry, I do n’t intentionally want to anger you, I really ca n’t do it, so I played it back.
    Mali: Child, aunt, you have misunderstood you, you haven't left, and you have to help your aunt, good.
    Shen Teng: Aunt, this person does not help, will that person fall? If the human heart falls, we can't help it if we want to help ... Take aunt, let's go to the hospital. (Package)
    Du Xiaoyu: Take my car.
    Mali: No! Without your money, Ma Li has medical insurance, stinky boy, a thief, lying on the ground, you still follow the table, hahahahaha ...
    I did n’t turn that, (ah!) I thought about my speed. I ’m going to turn.
    Qi: Hahaha ... (end)

    Comments:
    This "No help" starts with the old man who falls into the foot and falls. The innocence, through the incident release to help the elderly understand the facts, use witty humor to interpret the bad atmosphere of the social arteries of morality with humor. While making the audience laugh, they have a vivid moral lesson. No place, virtue is always promoted.
    does not help? Help, even if the material is lost, you need to replace it back. There is such a scene in the sketch: a buddy who rides a bicycle said, the brothers run quickly, I used to help, what about the result? Tell you like this, brother has drove Da Ben before. If you listen to it, you will naturally be chilling and worrying. The old man falls. Is it helpful? Help, this is a trivial matter that helps others. Even if you do a good thing, you must continue to do good deeds. As the good man in the play said: "This person has poured us, will we not help, will this person fall? If the human heart is down, we can't help it." It is also virtue.
    does not help? Help, support the atmosphere requires action, it is better to stretch out your hands when you are discussing. There is such a shot in the sketch. Passers -by who is talking to the call: "I saw an old lady falling on the road and no one came to help. You said how the current social atmosphere has become like this. Management! Aunt, don't move, I will send a Weibo to condemn this behavior ... "It can be said to be angry and powerful, but the old man can still be fooled. This kind of condemnation that does not cure the standard cannot help. Stretching out the hands to raise your hands is an effective action to correct the atmosphere. I think more people are willing to see passers -by to support it, instead of condemning one. What is the difference?
    does not help? Help, good people naturally have good news, fairness and comfort. The policeman in the sketch said: "The car just returned the money to this guy just now, saying that people who do not make good things cool. People will give you one hundred more and let the car repair." People who come to defend and do good deeds, even if they are misunderstood for a while, there will always be a day when the truth is white, fair and comfortable. When you reach out to help others and open a convenient door for others, why not A convenient window for yourself.

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